Boris Johnson's '10-step guide to bringing the Tories back to power' has been the target of all the mockery it deserves and more

Politics Boris Johnson Keir Starmer

John Plunkett. Updated July 8, 2024

It's been three days since the scale of Labour's landslide election victory was confirmed, but it should never be said that former Conservative leader Boris Johnson wasted his time.

The former prime minister turned Daily Mail columnist has published his 10-point plan to bring the Conservatives back to power.

Johnson suggested that Starmer's majority was “built on sand” and that the level of self-awareness (or rather lack thereof) on display here is simply off the charts.

Starmer's majority is built on sand: it's 1.5 miles wide and 1 inch deep. Here's my ten-point guide to attacking Labour and returning to power.https://t.co/2tk9YORxFE

Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) July 5, 2024

Unfortunately, we don't have enough space to include too many (none) of his points here. But I just want to say that he got all the mockery he deserved and more. These 13 people probably said it best.

1.

Here is my ten-point plan:
-close
-THE
-Whore
-up
-You
-corrupt
-self-centered
-layer
-bag of
-shit

Keir Starmer Parody (@Parody_PM) July 7, 2024

2.

This is pretty hilarious. Advice on how to save the Conservative Party from the person who single-handedly and deliberately destroyed it, in order to rule over the ruins, only to find out he couldn't even do that. https://t.co/GsH1NRQIXE

Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) July 7, 2024

3.

Ten-point plan
– not employ sex offenders
– if a violation is reported, investigate it, don’t leave it pending
– take problems seriously
– try to do your work from time to time
– don’t promote random blondes to the Lords
– do not promote Russians to the rank of lords
– ignore invitations in Russian

Dave Lawrence (@dave43law) July 5, 2024

4.

Starmer's majority is built on sand, says the man whose rock-solid 80-seat majority was destroyed in a single term. https://t.co/3K7s4w4tzZ

Hal Cruttenden (@Halcruttenden) July 8, 2024

5.

Well, if there is anyone who knows first hand what it means to lose a huge majority.

Keith Hathaway (@oxfordtoafrica) July 5, 2024

6.

Sorry who are you? https://t.co/X2G6iZtbvb

Christina Patterson (@queenchristina_) July 7, 2024

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